Jokes SMS

All type of jokes SMS

Aap Duniya Me Sabse Acche Ho

  upar padh liyaa to niche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho,   Khud par viswas nahi hai kya.

Mere mobile ka accident  ho gya hai,vo  samsung hospital  k motrola ward me admit hai Dr. Nokia or Dr. Spice ka kahna hai ki SMS ki botal chahiye! So Plz(.....)

9  .*7"9"7*.7*"7"9*. 7

97*    I7 M 7I9S7S   7*9

79 "7*7.9    9U7    9.*7"

9      9"7*7.7*9"7 

Edit me jake sare 7 aur 9 mita do fir dekho  kya magic hai.

Ari oh! friendwa, kaisan ho hamaar se kouno galti hui gawa ka?tohar SMSwa ke darsan kiye jamana beet gawa tanik ek-dui SMSwa bhej  deo ho hamar MOBAILVA pe..

Girl-muje aisa pati chahiye,jo a6i bate kre,hansi mazaq kre,or rato ko songs sunaye.

boy-tusi pati nu maro goli,FM RADIO le lo

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq Hai

Love Marriage Me Aap 'APNI' Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai Aur

Arrange Marriage Me Aap Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se....

Dushman wo jo marwa de.taklif wo jo tadpade.  Teacher wo jo saza de.nind wo jo sula de.hadse wo jo dara de.or BHAYA wo jo mera mobile me 100 ka balance dalwade.

Girl to her boyfrd- hm bhut badnam ho gye hain,ab hume shadi kr leni chahiye...

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BOY-lekin itni bdnami k bad humse shadi karega kon

Girl:Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho?

Boy:Bolo kya kru

Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?

Boy: fir kya prithvi ke charo trf tera bap ghumega

Thand Ka Ek Faayda To Hai

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garmi nhi lagti.

H na.

Black Dukandar Se Chota Bacha:Uncle Rang Gora Krne Wali Cream H

Dukandr:Ha H

Bcha:To Saale Lagata Q Nai.

Q:College me ldkiyo k kitne nam hote h ???

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1.Meri vali,

2.Teri vali,

3.Teri Bhabhi,

4.Meri gharwali

SMS ke 4 fayde.

1. Main khush

2. Jise bheja wo bhi khush

3. Yado ka silsila chalta rahe

4. Kaun hai "kanjus" yeh bhi pata chalta rhe..

Jab Pappu paas ho skta h,

Munni badnaam ho skti h,

Shila jawan ho skti h,

2 nain mast ho skte h,

Pyaaj 80 rs kilo ho skte h,

Gurjar aandolan kar skte h,

Mahatma gandhi ne shadi se pehle apni wife kasturbaa gandhi ko letter kaise likha hoga,

Socho.

Agar SMS recieve karne ka bhi charge hota to kya hota.?

socho..

Socho.

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Aaj meri wajah se ap road pe hote.

Girls k haatho me mehendi achi lagti hai..

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 Boys k haatho me??

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Vo mehendi wale haath.

Jatt's son - Dady meri door di nazar kharab hai Chasma lawa do.

Jat took him outside & said - Oh ki hai

Son - suraj.

jatt - Hor aido agge tu YMraj vekna.?

Tutak tutak tutiya dahi jamalo,j garmi lag rahi ho to cooler chalalo,j bore ho rahe ho to mera number mila lo,j msg changa ni lgya to,MOBILE nu aag la lo....

Socha n tha kabhi aisi Dosti hogi.

Manzilo k sath rhe vo hasti hogi.

Jannat ki galiyo k khwab Q dekhe Hm.

Sare Dost sath honge to nark me bhi masti hogi.

Ramdev's special yoga for highly stressed student. It really works.

Sit on ur chair,

Bend ur head back,

Close ur eyes slowly & say "Bhaad mein jaaye  padai"

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Chal Aa, 

Tenu Chandigarh jheel wich sutt k aawan! Syapa Mukke..

Msg tan tu bhejne ni..?

Breaking news..

Bhappi lehri apni building k 10th floor se neechay gir gaye aur

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Tappa kha k wapis upar chale gaye;-)

:':':': Twinkle twinkle Little star,

U R  chanda  I m A star, Night is made for sleeping Yaar, so take your TAKIYA & sojao mere yaar..

Facts of Love:

Love Starts From Eyes

Grows With Gifts

Ends With Tears

But today

Love Starts From Mobiles

Grows With Messages

Ends With NUMBER BUSY.

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Ice-Cream Jst 4U

ZYada Mat Muskurao

Agar Himmat Hai To Kha-Ke Dikhao.