SMS of GK

Some SMS of Maths related

About Haryana=

Govt.Animal-Neel Gaaye

Bird-Kala Titar

Sport-Kushti

Total Distt-21

Tehsils-71

Sub-Tehsils-44

Blocks-119

Vill-6955

Ksbe-106

Wo konsa fruit Hai Jo kacha Ho To Meetha Aur Pak Jae To Karva. Aap Aur Aap Ke doston Ke Liye Challenge Hai, Time 1 Day. Reply! Zarror karna.

Khopa giri kya hota aur kon sa fal hota hai. Reply jarur karna.:-*

1.Kye aap jante h dunia me subsa jayeda Postoffice BHARAT me h.

2.humre dash me angrago k banay 34734 kanun aaj b lagu h.

A B C D TO SABHI KO ATI HOGI..

AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI . . .

A-Aristocrat

B-Bagpiper

C-Contessa

D-Director special

E-Eight Pm

F-Fun drop

G-Green label

H-Haywards

I-Imperial blue

J-Joney walker

K-King fisher

L-Lime drop

M-Mughal monarch

N- Nicolase No 1

O-Old monk

P-Peter scot

R-Royal stag

S-Signature

T-Tango

U-Uni boul

V-Vat 69

W-White mischief

X-XXX rum

Y-Yankey

Z-Zingaro!!

lage raho.Enjoy yourself {JAI BABA Birkhanath ki jai } happy Ma

kar Sankranti

What is the similarity between mandir ke bahar joote utaarna aur miss call maarna?      -

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BHARAT me hr din14000 cow kati jati h hatho me.

BHARAT me pahela super computer1991 me bunaye tha.Canada ka mosam vibag ishe se chalta h

Dimag hai to Msg sirf 1 bar padh k Jawab Dena

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Ha To Sawaal ye hai k

Jalebi ko english me kya khte hai?

Wo kon si cheez hai jo ladki sirf pahnti hai

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ladka khata b hai or pahnta b hai?

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CHAPPEL !

Ek sawal jo kar dega apki nind haraam

Shadi se pehle Dulhan ka baap Dulhe ko kya deta hai?

Jo Shadi k baad waps le leta hai?

Try This Maths Magic...

13837 x Ur age x 73 = ?

Apki Age k 4 tukde na ho jaye to mera Naam badal dena.

Vo konsi chis he jo frij me rakhne ke bad bhi garam rehti he?....

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kya hua nai pata...

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Ans:-garam masala