A Man on an interview for the post of detective was

A Man on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Man - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate

Sallu’s Friend: Yar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sallu: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.




A Man went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Man replied:
O 4 hi le aa yar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay