Girl : Arey itna bada munh mein kaise dalungi

Girl : Arey itna bada munh mein kaise dalungi.........................

Boy : Jaldi se muh kholo.
Girl : Oops!!!  sare kapday gilay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo Ji.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he khaoo.

Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why did not you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that is not prohibited



For toothpaste ads they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whishper they are not showing anything, that is cheating. Jaago Grahak bhai Jaago