Man: Bed majbut banana,

Man: Bed majbut banana

Mere Bate ko Bahu k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA
MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!

Beta: Papa apki sha
adi ho gayi?

Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mumy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.


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