Most interesting line written

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy�s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Girl:It�s 2 tight
Boy:Don�t worry,I�ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can�t,
Gal:It�s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We�ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Cheating in ad