Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli

Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.
Topup and lifetime – funny and naughty sms

Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli :
“tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai”,
Aadmi ne bola :-
“mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai”



36 no shoe Lady � shoes dikhaiye. 
Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ?
Lady � 36 no.
Shopkeeper :- shoes kya boobs pe lagani hain?