Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao

Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao. 
” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.”
Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.

College ke first day; Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai..
Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN!





Teacher- Bataao bachcho jo galat kaam karte hain wo kaha jate hain?? 
Student- sharmate huye bola sir..
Manuabhaan tekri, EKAANT park, Chinar park, MAYUR park...