What is the difference between a cricketer and condom?

What is the difference between a cricketer and condom?
A cricketer drops the catch and a condom catches the drops.




What’s the similarity between school bell and girls hole?
When you hit any of these, children come out.




Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties “tested ok”