Kanjuso vala Love

Ek kanjoos ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya..
ladki: jab papa ghar pe nahi honge to mein gali mein sikka fenkoongi, tum avaj sun kar andar aa jana..
Pahle hi din ladka sikka fenkne ke ek ghante ke baad aaya..
ladki: itni der kyu laga di?
ladka: mein vo sikka dhoond raha tha.
ladki: pagal vo to dhaga bandh kar phenka tha, vapas khinch liya!!

Girl : Agar tumne kiss karne hi koshish ki to main shor macha dungi.
Boy : Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl : I know per formality to karni hi padegi.