kal raat mere sapne mein ek sundar ladki aayi thi

Husband: kal raat mere sapne mein ek sundar ladki aayi thi.
Wife: akeli aayi thi na?
Husband: haan par tumhe kaise pata?
Wife: kyunki uska pati mere sapne mein aaya tha!

Wife: main aapse baat nhi karungi.

Husband: theek hai

Wife: tum vjh nhi janna chahte?

Husband: Nhi, main tumhare faisle ki izzat krta hoon :) :)