Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi

Pati: Main tumhari roz-roz ki Farmayisho se tang aa gya hoon. 
Dil karta hai Khudkushi kar loon.
Patni: Theek hai theek hai.. Lekin usse pahle mujhe 2-4 safed suit Jaroor dila dena.

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,

Mai bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,

Woh bolti thi mai sunta tha

Jb se woh meri BIWI bani,

Hm dono bolte hai

or

muhalla sutna hai!!