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Jaat ka intjar collage ki 11 ladkiya kar rahi h. Lekin jaat ka collage me aana muskil hi nahi namunkin h. Kyoki kal jaat ka paani ka war h.

Mere bare me socho or likho

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Rply me Soon

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Come on bull go

Mere sweet se dost

k pas jana

Or

Jor se

Laat mar kr kehna..

Ki

Humne yaad kiya hai.

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Patang

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Firki.

Meri taraf se tumko Gift.

Chalo ab Promis karo k Road par patang lut ne nahi Jaoge!

D.C. lagde ne jo IAS Krde ne,

Lawyer bnde ne jo LLB krde ne,

Doctor bnde jede MBBS krde ne,

Te ena sareya de bap lgde ne jo "k.m.'' COLLEGE'' vich pa

dhde ne..

WHO IS ''Divya"4 U?

1.BUSY PERSON

2.SWT HEART

3.GUD LOOKING

4.TRUE HELPER

5.COOL PRSN

6.LAZY

7.CUTE

8.EMOTIONAL

9.BABY

10.FLIRTING

11.IRRITATING

REPLY..

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Ye flag 26jan. tak har kisi k inbox me hona chahiye ye apka farz hai

jai hind.jai bharat...

Zindgi me 7 sach bataye jate h,

1- Salwar aur kismat kabhi bhi khul sakti h,

2-Gareeb log aur chuchi humesa dabaye jate h,

3-Land aur musibat kabhi bhi k

hadi ho sakti h,

4-Sarkari kaam aur aand humesa latke rahte h,

5-Doodh aur Chut fatne par humesa Aurat hi chillati h,

6-Zindgi aur jhaat humesa uljhe rah

te h,

7-Hanuman 40 sa aur kandom jeb me jarur rakne chahiye kyunki bhut aur chut kabhi bhi mil sakte hai

7:30 Coffee

9:30 Nastha

11:30 Juice

2:30Lunch

4:30Tea

9:30Dinner

Time 2 Time Khana-Pina Aata He

Magar Msg Karna Nai Aata Kya Kanjuso?

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Kya chiz ho tum khud tumhe maloom h!

Hrithik Roshan tried to compete with RAJNIKANT in dance...

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Result:-

He is on a wheel chair in Guzaarish..!!

JAAT ki full form.,.,.,.,.

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J  - Julmi

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A  - Awara

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A  -Ashik

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T  -Tension free

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Jaat is risky after balti wisky.

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This message shuld be sent to a

ll JAAT bhai.

Bio Data:

Name-phulvanti bai Height-4 ft

Weight-99.9 kg

Rang-Kala

Place-Bihar

Dream-"Shaadi karungi to sirf SMS padne wale se."

Badhai ho!