Ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi? 
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

Ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“apne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyar kar sake